I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
me: uhhhhh sorry mum said i cant....
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Walking with new clothes
Putting your hood on like a boss →
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When your parents say no to something you want...